Anonymous:  One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

lachydoo:

If you say “faggot” and I call you out on it I don’t wanna hear none of that “I won’t say it around you” bullshit, you don’t say it ever. God knows how many gay people have heard you say that on the streets or how many closeted friends you’ve helped stay in the closet

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Anonymous:  onyl reason they changed the story to 'cigars' because candy reminded people he was sitll a kid.

killbenedictcumberbatch:

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“ They’re all males in the game. We usually try to avoid the females because what do you do with a female Turian? Do you give her breasts? What do you do? Do you put lipstick on her?